I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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