Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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