Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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