I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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