so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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