well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she told me i tasted like america
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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