Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I've blown a few things in my day
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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