I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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