There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
