Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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