I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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