Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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