we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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