Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
