So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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