he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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