i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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