i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
