dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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