So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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