We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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