ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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