I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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