used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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