I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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