It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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