God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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