i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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