One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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