nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think people are normalizing furries
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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