what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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