Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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