Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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