Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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