i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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