5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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