So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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