Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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