She announced her abortion via fbk
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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