So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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