This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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