I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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