they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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