im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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