Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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