I hate your face
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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