guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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