last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize
