your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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