We're like a lot better than the average bears
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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